Monday, April 17, 2006

cognitive imperative

cognitive imperative - uniquely human , hard-wired instinct

A: " Given the large enrolment of foreigners enrolling in our ****** coming term, i am concerned of the academic and disciplinary impact it has. I have the whole ******'s prestige at stake.......[ The matron ranted on, threw out another two hours long of slimy green puke of slime]
K : " I understand where you are coming from. I know what its like. That immense stress must felt terrible. [ I gave my most sympathetic smile, though i really had wished otherwise]
A: [ After two hours of ranting ] I want your earnest opinion of this.
K : [ I ""pondered"" for a while ] I have heard how much you meant to the previous ***** , your credentials , your portfolio. In fact , i was intimidated to know that i have to deal in dire with you. This will definitely be a challenge for both your **** and myself. But i can see the entire process is going to be really exciting[ I gave her my most charismatic , know-it-all smile]
A: [ the matron starts giggling like a schoolgirl] You are giving me more stress than i can handle !


[ I walked out triumphantly. Though i was cringing. i wondered how i could throw out and , also, swallowed all those bull-shit]

Cognitive Imperative, as proven by Lewis Wolpert , gives us the edge as homo-sapiens. It becomes sheer logic when dealing with an ego bas***d.

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